“Welcome to the Bureau of Superhuman Affairs. My name is Tracey, how can I help you?”

“Uhh, hi Tracey. I was wondering if I could apply for a conversion?”

“Absolutely. Now, may I ask who’s calling?”

“Sigh. Dr. Terribleman, nemesis of Captain Star.”

“Alright, Dr. Terribleman. Your first name is…?”


“And your mother’s maiden name was…?”


“Excellent. Alright then, what kind of conversion would you like to apply for?”

“Well, I was thinking of going from villain to hero…if that’s not too much trouble.”

“I see. Not having a good time being the bad guy, are we?”

“Not so much.”

“Ha, that’s alright Dr. Terribleman. We’re seeing people want to convert every day. Now, let’s see if we have room for you….Hmm.”

“What’s that? Is something wrong?”

“Well, Dr. Terribleman, it seems that we have a full roster of converting villains to heroes. There isn’t room for you at this time, unfortunately.”


“However, there is plenty of room to convert to something other than a hero, Dr. Terribleman. A position that just opened up. You would be among the first to convert to this new position.”

“I don’t know.”

“You could become a god.”

“…Go on.”

The story continues. Click Part Two.

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